Angel Wings
Yes folks, they are now avaliable! Angel wings are the transportation of the future. Get places quickly and effeciently without paying a cent. Top recorded speed of these babies is 150 mph (do not attempt). The wing span is 14 feet and they weigh approximitly twenty pounds; depending on the user height and weight.
Top 11 reasons you (and everyone you know) NEED angel wings:
- Inexpensive
- Effecient
- Comes in pink or white.
- Safe
- Reliable
- Money Saver!!
- So easy a CAVE MAN can use it.
- No licesense/permits required for usage
- Low maintenece
- High Quality
- And Chuck Norris uses it, I mean if Chuck Norris has it you have to have it. If Chuck Norris has it you know it kicks ass!
(I'm Chuck Norris and I approve this message.)
Only twenty easy payments of $99.95 plus shippping and handling. With a price like that no one can resist! People in debit (can and will) buy this product! It will make your life easy. No expensive gas prices. No repairs. Just easy transportation. But wait theres more! If you order within the next 15 minutes you will get an extra set free! I just cant believe it, we are handing out one extra pair for free! (YOU WILL BUY THIS PRODUCT OR I WILL SICK CHUCK NORRIS ON YOU. TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!)
Must be 18 years of age or older to order. Batteries not included.
MADE IN CHINA (Oh, God.)
(Caution; this product contains lead, small parts, and fast moving objects, may be hazardous to small children.)
4 comments:
I would totally buy angel wings if they were functionable. And really, $2000 for transportation is a deal. My only concerns are the storage of them and weather conditions. If they could fold up and be stored in a case, they'd be much better. Could we heat or cool them? That would be awesome and would sell a lot more.
I'm totally buying this! What a steal--no more paying for gas! My friends at school will be SO jealous when I don't have to buy a parking permit next year. The permit rules say nothing about wings!
My only concern is this: is there an age that you have to be to use these? Because the thought of babies flying around town is kind of gross. I mean, think of all the poop that would be showering down from the sky.
hey, Hawk Eye 777, what movie is this picture from (the very first one)??
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Hey, I, The picture is from Maximum Ride the trailer. Read the books. They are so epic! Anyway... I love Angel wings! So cool! Wish they were real! :( ADIOS!!!! Peace, Love, Max.
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