Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Brog


Scientist discovered a new animal! They named it Brog. Its scientific name is Hyla Anas. It's half duck and half frog. Brog has emerald green eyes and waterproof feathers. It lives in the mud at the lake. It burrows down in it just like a normal frog would do. During the winters it migrates south, to the sunbelt. It eats anything on the bottom of the lake. It also has a long stretchy tounge to catch flies out of the air and to grab minnows underwater and drag them into its mouth. It can make two different sounds. One like a duck for mating. The other is like a frog for just anytime it wants to here itself make noise. You can now buy them in pet stores nationwide! So get to it! You know you want one. Who wouldn't?

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Angel Wings


Angel Wings



Yes folks, they are now avaliable! Angel wings are the transportation of the future. Get places quickly and effeciently without paying a cent. Top recorded speed of these babies is 150 mph (do not attempt). The wing span is 14 feet and they weigh approximitly twenty pounds; depending on the user height and weight.

Top 11 reasons you (and everyone you know) NEED angel wings:
  1. Inexpensive
  2. Effecient
  3. Comes in pink or white.
  4. Safe
  5. Reliable
  6. Money Saver!!
  7. So easy a CAVE MAN can use it.
  8. No licesense/permits required for usage
  9. Low maintenece
  10. High Quality
  11. And Chuck Norris uses it, I mean if Chuck Norris has it you have to have it. If Chuck Norris has it you know it kicks ass!

(I'm Chuck Norris and I approve this message.)


Only twenty easy payments of $99.95 plus shippping and handling. With a price like that no one can resist! People in debit (can and will) buy this product! It will make your life easy. No expensive gas prices. No repairs. Just easy transportation. But wait theres more! If you order within the next 15 minutes you will get an extra set free! I just cant believe it, we are handing out one extra pair for free! (YOU WILL BUY THIS PRODUCT OR I WILL SICK CHUCK NORRIS ON YOU. TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!)
Must be 18 years of age or older to order. Batteries not included.

MADE IN CHINA (Oh, God.)

(Caution; this product contains lead, small parts, and fast moving objects, may be hazardous to small children.)